WAR

              "Trouble In Paradise" 

Now picking off from where we left off. At this point things are starting to become rough. Y'all arguing more talking less the cute stuff has when out the window. All you want is for things to go back to how it was in the beginning. Thing is that wont happen for the fact one wants more than the other. The "relationship talk" is killing y'all bond. The fact he\she wants more is killing the other person vibe. This makes he\she wanna find someone who wants what they want. Nothing! This creates more trouble for the two. Creating a bigger riff in between them. This confusion has made them pick sides. Ones fighting for their heart; plus to make the other fall for them. While on the other person is fighting to stay single; also fighting against love. This has brought them to WAR!!!!!! 

               "Now I'm MAD" 

"Let me tell you what this bitch\nigga said to me." This line is never good it indicates that you are PISSED. This line is also the first thing you say; when you text or call your closes friend. At this point your pissed about everything he\she says, it's not what you wanna hear anymore. The one that has the deep feelings just wants to hear yes I'll be with you or this is it. The one that doesn't want a relationship just wants to hear its over or we gonna just keep it how it is. This causes the war to get worse. The one who wants more is falling into that bitter stage. If not the bitter stage than it's the I'll do anything to get you stage. This pisses "Mr\Mrs I don't want you" off. How they see it is it's time for you to go if you don't want what they want. This war becomes bigger as he\she feelings are more involved. One is choosing love the other is choosing logic. They continue to clash and collide until they hate each other........

                "I F'n Hate You"

The fighting has gotten to the highest point now. He/She is fed up now, they hate each other. They have been thru enough ups and downs. The arguments are intense; it's to the point now were if there name is brought up they go off. They so pissed they heard the person name they go off. This war between feelings has caused a lot of pain lost time and a broken heart. One person doesn't give two fucks the other is hurt beyond measures. War has caused hatred and a lot of emotional distress. All they want now is to hate each other and never see one another again. War has turn two people into mortal enemies. It has turned them into soldiers chaos. For the fact when they see each other there will be chaos. If they encounter each other face to face things will get ugly. Now that all of this has happen this never ending emotional war may not end. The only way it can be ended is if they can ever meet on mutual grounds. For closing don't let this happen to you. Be aware of your actions always stay truthful. Don't allow yourself to get into an emotional war. It's been real hopefully you take this into consideration. 

The Art of Booty Palmage-From a Master Palmist

Science has proven that the mammal’s infatuation with the rear end is very natural, and as simple as it seems, has everything to do with reproduction and the search for, “The One.” During mating season in some species, the female raises her rear end to make the males aware that she is ready and entice him to mate. One reason why high heeled shoes are so attractive is because of the same concept. If you think about how high heels raise and make a woman’s rear end more attractive, it is naturally because of this reason. This would explain the driving force behind the attraction to the booty. This is a simple introduction into a topic that may seem playful, but is conceptually deep: The Art of Booty Palmage.

The purpose of the Booty Palm varies as there are a few different types of Booty Palms. One is the Lazy Noodle palm. You’re on the couch, watching a movie, long day, and she is resting across Ur lap/you are resting across his lap. You have no energy to have sex. The Lazy Noodle Palm gives you access to palm the booty as well as rub the back. Palming the booty means, “I want some action.” Following up with a small back rub meaning, “But, I just want to chill.”....Who are you to turn down head though?! Lazy Noodle Palm initiates Sloppy Toppy.

The next type is the "Let's Go" Palm. You have company over the house, but you want the buns. You must figure out a way to pass the message without anyone catching on, so you breeze by, inconspicuously palm the booty and head to the room. Let us go. She follows.

There is the, "This Belongs to Me." Self-explanatory. Make sure you palm with a slight affirmative grip. Palm with authority or she will not believe you, and more people will not help. You must be very precise with this palmage because trying this with an ounce of doubt is insecure. If you are insecure, you have no business using this method. This is an affirmation that she is yours, you both acknowledge it and you are THE man.

There is the, "She Put it On Me" palm. You’re knocked out and don’t even realize you are palming the booty. With the slight, authoritative grip. You’re not just going to put it on me like that and leave. She takes pride in this palm because for once she put YOU to sleep.

Of course, the, “Beat It Up Palm,” follows. Just laid it down, she’s stuck in the same position that you left her in for 13 minutes now. Can’t move. You prop the pillows up, lay back, right arm behind your head and grab the remote to turn on the TV. Left hand on the booty with a slight smirk on your face. “Yea, she’s making that French Toast when she gets up.”

That last technique in Booty Palmage that we will discuss is the, “Best of Both Worlds.” Do NOT perform this one with just anyone, it comes with conditions. Best of Both Worlds fuses a genuine, tight, warm and comforting hug with the naked Booty Palm. Left arm is up under her right arm, stretched diagonally across her back with your hand embracing the back of her neck. Right arm is stretched diagonally going down her back into her pants and firmly gripping her right cheek. There is a certain ownership of the box required to perform this successfully. This is a mix of This Belongs to Me, Beat It Up and I Effin Like You Palms. Perform this with a whore and you’ll be effed up in the game. Opened doors you never wanted. Perform this with the right woman, takes our relationship to another level.

Now go…..Experiment, test my theories, enjoy and create your own techniques. Appreciate that this is art and there is a science to it and it will never fail you. But who am I?! It’s just a theory. - @TeaMontgomery

" Screenshot Pandemonium "

Screenshot this screenshot that, Ayo did you see what such and such screenshotted. Maaaaaan screenshot these nuts*my voice*. I'm so tired of y'all using screenshots as a weapon to expose someone. I mean damn I can see if u wanted to show someone what was said maybe your him/her said some cute shit. But noooooooooo y'all have to run to twitter and Instagram with y'all screenshots to do so? No? I guess that's just me and how I feel. Real talk if you don't like someone address them in that manor, let it be known. Don't do no punk shit and screenshot a convo they had with someone else to expose them. That's corny as fuck handle ya shit like a real man/woman and tell them what it is face to face. Don't hop on twitter, Facebook, Instagram or any other social site tryna be billy bad ass. Sit cho ass all the way THEE FUCK DOWN. Y'all niggas love this screenshot and running to social sites life huh? Y'all would die for this shit too *mike epps voice* huh? Smh fucking characters y'all gotta chill. I'm off it now just wanted to get this off my chest. But hey what do I know? I'm only a chubby nigga that like to play COD in his spare time. With that said I'm out. Y'all have a great day. Oh yea STOP FUCKING SCREENSHOTTING SHIT DICKHEADS!!!

"How To Make Your Man Feel Like Thee Man"

So I've recently been in thought. I wonder how many women actually know how to make their man feel like just that, a man. Like we are simple creatures sex food and spontaneous acts and knowing when to give us space satisfy us. But there are actually times when we want you (females) to take control and do things with out being asked. In this blog I'm gonna touch on what females think is the right thing to do in these situations. Then imma tell u what men actually want. I have based this blog of the opinions of both sex. The females opinion will be first then the males. Then some closing words for the females who struggle in this area 

              

             "The Rough Days"

We (us men) all have them rough days for many reasons. We endure stress from work, school, family problem, and my all time favorite, life curve balls. You know what those are one minute things going great next thing u know life throws a curve at you smh. Nothing u can do but deal with it. So when those things happen that's when our women step into reduce this stress. I've asked a handful of women what they would do for their men without questions being asked. This is what they told me: They would try to talk to their man if he's willing to talk. Reassure him that what's going on isn't his fault let him know that he's a good man, and things happen.  Ask him what he would like to do, play the game , listen to music, watch his favorite show, have their bath/shower ran for them. Doing whatever it is he wants to do. The women I asked all agreed on cooking for them, massaging them down and ending the night with amazing sex or simply just laying up and cuddling with him. These are good ways to take the edge off of him. These ladies seem to be on the right path if u ask me. 

             " His Personal Nurse "

We all know that when a male gets sick that even then he will show no weakness. Now lets say the day comes when he's to sick to actually find the strength for the day; he just has that terrible hangover he can't shake . Well I also asked the ladies this as well. Most of them gave the same answer, on how they would care for him. They are willing to cook for him, massage his aches, make store runs to get everything he needs. They'd agree to fulfilling all his needs at his time of need. Show him that even thru sickness they are will to make him feel like he is the king. Because lets be real every nigga wants his lady to make him feel as if tho he's the boss, king, don ect. What he calls hisself he wants to kno his lady can make him feel that way. 

             "There Advice To You" 

I asked the ladies to give me a sum up of how you ladies can do this and these were their answers.......

Love After War Pt. 2

 "The Cute Faze "

" Smiley Faces After All Of Her Phrases , Either She The One Or Im Caught In " The Matrix " - HOV( G.O.A.T ) . This Quote Is Very Simple . As We Learned Last Week Now Fake Feelings Are Setting In . Good Morning Text , Cute Text Messages , " Am I Gonna See You Today " , " Lets Watch Movies ( Lowkey I Want You ) . Keep In Mind While They've Spent A Great Amount Of Time Together ( Movies , Phone Calls , Dates ect. )  People Tend  Get To " Relaxed "

                  " Fake Love " 

If You Keep Fuckin This Chick You Like Her . Keep It A Buck . ( And Vice Versa ) . If You Keep Fuckin This Person Its Something About Them Other Than Sex You Are Now Intrested In . And At This Point Fake Loving B . Dates Become More Often , Intresting And More Intense . Kisses Began To Get More Intimate  . ( Kissing Really Is Fake Dope Tho ) . Fake Love Is When " She Put It On You And Make You Wanna Marry Her " . You Know How You Fuck Her Real Good And Its Ya Pussy From Now On ? Or Naaaa ? Nvmmm . Now They Fallin In Love With The Sex B . While Hes Occupying the Box , To Her Hes Occupying Her Heart .  And The Same Way Around Like Those Drake Ass Niggaz Fall In Love With The Box Too . Smh The Word Love To A Eek You Have Open Is Like A Key Opening A Door Called War .

It Went From Intense Sex To Intense Fights . Now Ya Really Getting Mad About Every Little Thing That Happens . Then Yall Gotta Remember It Was " We Havin Just Sex " . Now This Is Always Being Thrown Into Topics Here And There Which Causes The State Of " WAR " . War Is Like How We Said Please Keep In Mind From The First Day He Got Your Box Your Lives Changed Forever ......

Love After War Pt. 1

What Is The Most Common Problem Between Men And Women ... It Is Love After War . What Is Love After War ? Love After War Is When Two Parties Begin With Just A Physical Attraction . After Sex One Party Wants More And The Other Does Bringing In The State Of War . What Is The Meaning Of The Word Love ? To Feel A Deep Romantic Or Sexual Attachment ; To Find Pleasure In . What Is War ? War Is A Conflict Or Hostility Between Different People Or Groups Based On Personal Views . In The Beginning Its Start As " Yo ( Excuse Me Miss ) " Then Leads To The " Hit And Run " Followed By " Love " Ending In " War .

" Yo ( Excuse Me Miss ) "

" I Dont Know Your Name But Excuse Me Miss I Saw You From Across The Room And Ive Got To Admit  That You Caught My Attention And You Making We Wanna Say Yo " - Chris Brown . The Lyrics Are Pretty Self Explanatory . He's Trying To Catch The Attention Of A Woman He Is Physically Attracted To . ( The Ice Breaker ) When People Are Physically Attracted To Each Other Its Based Strictly Of Looks And Personality . In You Initial Reaction To Meeting The Opposite Sex You Decide Sex Or Relations . At That Moment Of Meeting This Person Do You Allow Yourself To Get Caught Up Based On Physical Appearance ? In This Case Yes It Does Happen . Which Leads To The Hit And Run .

 " The Hit Run " 

The Male Perspective Of The Hit And Run Is Where Text , Phone Calls And Chillin ect Are Exchanged Known As " Getting To Know Each Other " . This Is Also Known As " Puttin In Work  " . While Putting In Work He Can Either A. Lead Her On ( Through Deception By Feeding Her False Hopes And Dreams ) Cuz We All Know That Bitches Love Dreams . Or B. He Can Be Upfront About Just Wanting To Fuck . Relationships Are A Dying Breed Everyone Just Wants Sex Or They Have A Hidden Agenda .

The Female See's The Male Perspective As Gaining Trust Through Comfort . In Order For Him To Get The Box She Has To Be Comfortable Enough For Him To Be Between Her Legs . After The Male Earns Her Trust Then He Is Able The Achieve Tho Goal ( Her Box ) . Once He Gets The Box Things From That Day , That Week , That Month , That Year , That Decade , That Millenium Their Lives Changed Forever ..... CHANGED FOR EVER !!!!!!!

Communication & Time Is All We Need

     Communication Is The Key

What up everyone? How have you been? It's been awhile so bear with me. Recently I've been doing some thinking. I come to the conclusion that time and communication is a big factor when building a bond with any person. For example if your talking to someone you are interested in. The first thing you do is make sure you and them can converse. That is a critical stage when dealing with someone. Thru that conversation you then determine whether if you would like to see them. That's for when you wanna began a bond. Now you probably asking what if I'm already evolved in something. Communication means so much more at this point. If you and the other person involved in this relationship don't have communication it will crumble. Before you know it your conversations become arguments over the littlest of things. At this time you need to learn that patience will be another key factor in communicating. Instead of the continuos back and fourth; why not try listening to him/her actually take in there opinion a consider what they are saying. By doing so you are showing him/her that their opinion actually matters to you. This way they won't feel as if they're talking for their health. This will actually make them feel more comfort in talking to you. They now see that they can express theirselves and will continue to do so. Now if communication with someone is new to you. Just remember be patient listen to them show that you are interested and speak when they are done. Don't over talk them give them a fair chance to say what it is they are trying say. Now that you have gotten your communication skill are right this will usher in more time for for y'all to bond in person. 

        Time Is Of The Essence 

That caption says it all. Time is really an important key in any relationship, bond or whatever you wanna call it. But I won't be describing time in sense of clocks or dates. I will be describing it as "putting in time" as in spending time with one another. This is essential part in any type of bond or relationship. The more time you spend with one another the more trust and comfort is built. This time consist of dates just chilling in the house with one another or that short stop by you do just to talk to them at that moment. By doing all of this u secure a place in their heart that makes u special to their life. This time creates memories that will be forever cherished by both parties. Now what happens when that time is not put it causes friction between the parties. It's shows that one party actually isn't as interested as the other. Then again they can be interested they just don't have the time for them. This lack of time with each other triggers many things mainly lack of communication and other problems. Communication and time go hand and hand. You can't do one with out the other. When you do show one without the other it makes the one that you do show look as if it's not enough. So if your gonna give communication on a high level make sure the time equal up to it. If not you may find yourself being replaced by someone who can. Well that's that for now just another Thought Of A Common Mind.........

"Do You Remember"

So I was on twitter talking about the good ol days of tlking to someone. Do you guys remember how it use to be to tlk to a female/male, like honestly remember the work and time you put. The dedication you had, the determination u had to make that person yours. You talk bout them to all ya friends. Let them know that he/she was the one (in your eyes). You text them all day, your on the phone with them all night till the sun come up. Plus we all remember the beginning sex. Going like six rounds or until you or her/him was in pain. Those where the days and when you think back on it you miss them days. Like back then he/she was so assertive and aggressive. They made sure you where apart of there day. Y'all did every thing together from family events to dates. Some ppl keep tht spark and others don't. Specially when it comes to sex. Cuz you know that, that person is still in there. You try to bring it out of them every time it goes down. Now there lazy or they don't wanna do to much cuz they not really in the mood. Which starts to turn you off and all you do is think about the beginning. When it was fun to be with them you guys laughed and joked around. Those times are the best you cherish them the most. As I write this I think of a few of my times. With that said I leave you with this. Don't lose that spark try to rekindle the flame that you had in the beginning. Specially if it's not worth losing. Always fight for what you believe in and never give up if it's right. This has been another Thought Of The Common Mind and I'm out y'all be cool till next time Peace......

"In The Beginning"

Hey guys I know it's been awhile. But causal blogging isn't for me lol. I only do it when I can't express everything I wanna say in one tweet lol. But now to get to it. I know you guys all remember what it feels like when you first fall in deep for a person. You text them all day, your on the phone with them all night till the sun come up. Plus we all remember the beginning sex. Going like six rounds or until you or her/him was in pain. Those where the days and when you think back on it you miss them days. Like back then he/she was so assertive and aggressive. They made sure you where apart of there day. Y'all did every thing together from family events to dates. Some ppl keep tht spark and others don't. Specially when it comes to sex. Cuz you know that, that person is still in there. You try to bring it out of them every time it goes down. Now there lazy or they don't wanna do to much cuz they not really in the mood. Which starts to turn you off and all you do is think about the beginning. When it was fun to be with them you guys laughed and joked around. Those times are the best you cherish them the most. As I write this I think of a few of my times. With that said I leave you with this. Don't lose that spark try to rekindle the flame that you had in the beginning. Specially if it's not worth losing. Always fight for what you believe in and never give up if it's right. This has been another Thought Of The Common Mind and I'm out y'all be cool till next time Peace.......

"Lust Issues"

Ok so recently I've been posting simp shit on twitter. Fuck y'all thoughts #SimpClub niggas do what we want lol. But I'm hear to discuss my "Lust Issues." So we all flirt and play around on twitter. Unfortunately I've be getting hit with the u flirt to much do to it. Females have been reading my tweets and taking them way to serious. I can't even text a female anymore with out hearing the words "Twitter Boos" smh. Thing is its all fun and games honestly. I truly don't want any of those girls I lust over. It's jus a form of entertainment for the moment. Plus who doesn't flirt? Like honestly who doesn't? But the main female in my life seems to think I want them. This is where the troubles come. Now if you are true twitter head you kno most lusting happens at night. Late night hours at that when us "chill" niggas dnt chill at all lol. It mainly happens at night cuz your bored honestly and u just wanna have fun. But then morning comes and she reads the tweets and the problems began. My main feels that I shouldn't be doing this at night. Y'all niggas bout to hate me for this but she may be right. But are arguement is always its just twitter. Cuz to us we dnt see it going past twitter at all. She feels that every thing I say to those females at night cud be said to her. As in I shud just play with her like that and not them. She fears imm lead them on or began to like them. I'm looking at it as its really just twitter and we shouldn't get into it over a social network. This causes the problem to get bigger cuz now the past gets thrown into the discussion (which is never good). Now we are in a heated discussion of my "Lust Issues" things are said now we're both tight. Thus leaving me to vent on twitter about my problems #SimpClub we in here lol. What I'm trying to get at is tht my "Lust Issue" are not to be taking serious. I'm human we all flirt and sometimes thas all it is. Taking it outta context leads to levels it shouldn't reach. With that said imma chill on the "Lusting" and show her im serious by @'n her on twitter and lusting over her lets see where tht gets me. I'm out #FuckYallThoughs

Imma Hoe F***er

Well I'm not niggas I hate tht double standard shit. Imma be real imma different breed real rap thas all I can say. I rather fuck with a chick who gets call a hoe; rather than the stuck up chick that is a hoe but is acting like she not. Like how u passing judgment calling the females thas real about wat they doing. Like they are the ones who deserved the "hoe title" real tlk. Like if a chick tell me tht she been with mad niggas imma respect tht. My responds is gonna be a little taking back. But imma respect her and still fuck with her. I'm not turning it dwn cuz she was with mad niggas. She just tld the truth why not. Long as she clean and protecting herself and keeping herself up why not. Tht double standard shit fucks up alot and I'm not letting it ruin anything for me fuck tht. Y'all can call me nasty. But real niggas know wats up. Cuz the same niggas thas calling her nasty and a hoe and all tht other wild shit. Are gonna be the same ones wnting to fuck but lie about it. Niggas also called chicks hoes cuz they can't fuck. Like to ya niggas she a hoe but wen y'all behind close doors or tlking she the chick u tryna smash. Basically "ya momentary boo" like I'm just being real. So it's like u gotta tlk to the chick to get the truth and if she being real with u why not. Call me nasty but idgaf. Imma hoe fucker and I ain't a shame to admitt it #FuckYallThoughts