WAR

              "Trouble In Paradise" 

Now picking off from where we left off. At this point things are starting to become rough. Y'all arguing more talking less the cute stuff has when out the window. All you want is for things to go back to how it was in the beginning. Thing is that wont happen for the fact one wants more than the other. The "relationship talk" is killing y'all bond. The fact he\she wants more is killing the other person vibe. This makes he\she wanna find someone who wants what they want. Nothing! This creates more trouble for the two. Creating a bigger riff in between them. This confusion has made them pick sides. Ones fighting for their heart; plus to make the other fall for them. While on the other person is fighting to stay single; also fighting against love. This has brought them to WAR!!!!!! 

               "Now I'm MAD" 

"Let me tell you what this bitch\nigga said to me." This line is never good it indicates that you are PISSED. This line is also the first thing you say; when you text or call your closes friend. At this point your pissed about everything he\she says, it's not what you wanna hear anymore. The one that has the deep feelings just wants to hear yes I'll be with you or this is it. The one that doesn't want a relationship just wants to hear its over or we gonna just keep it how it is. This causes the war to get worse. The one who wants more is falling into that bitter stage. If not the bitter stage than it's the I'll do anything to get you stage. This pisses "Mr\Mrs I don't want you" off. How they see it is it's time for you to go if you don't want what they want. This war becomes bigger as he\she feelings are more involved. One is choosing love the other is choosing logic. They continue to clash and collide until they hate each other........

                "I F'n Hate You"

The fighting has gotten to the highest point now. He/She is fed up now, they hate each other. They have been thru enough ups and downs. The arguments are intense; it's to the point now were if there name is brought up they go off. They so pissed they heard the person name they go off. This war between feelings has caused a lot of pain lost time and a broken heart. One person doesn't give two fucks the other is hurt beyond measures. War has caused hatred and a lot of emotional distress. All they want now is to hate each other and never see one another again. War has turn two people into mortal enemies. It has turned them into soldiers chaos. For the fact when they see each other there will be chaos. If they encounter each other face to face things will get ugly. Now that all of this has happen this never ending emotional war may not end. The only way it can be ended is if they can ever meet on mutual grounds. For closing don't let this happen to you. Be aware of your actions always stay truthful. Don't allow yourself to get into an emotional war. It's been real hopefully you take this into consideration. 

The Art of Booty Palmage-From a Master Palmist

Science has proven that the mammal’s infatuation with the rear end is very natural, and as simple as it seems, has everything to do with reproduction and the search for, “The One.” During mating season in some species, the female raises her rear end to make the males aware that she is ready and entice him to mate. One reason why high heeled shoes are so attractive is because of the same concept. If you think about how high heels raise and make a woman’s rear end more attractive, it is naturally because of this reason. This would explain the driving force behind the attraction to the booty. This is a simple introduction into a topic that may seem playful, but is conceptually deep: The Art of Booty Palmage.

The purpose of the Booty Palm varies as there are a few different types of Booty Palms. One is the Lazy Noodle palm. You’re on the couch, watching a movie, long day, and she is resting across Ur lap/you are resting across his lap. You have no energy to have sex. The Lazy Noodle Palm gives you access to palm the booty as well as rub the back. Palming the booty means, “I want some action.” Following up with a small back rub meaning, “But, I just want to chill.”....Who are you to turn down head though?! Lazy Noodle Palm initiates Sloppy Toppy.

The next type is the "Let's Go" Palm. You have company over the house, but you want the buns. You must figure out a way to pass the message without anyone catching on, so you breeze by, inconspicuously palm the booty and head to the room. Let us go. She follows.

There is the, "This Belongs to Me." Self-explanatory. Make sure you palm with a slight affirmative grip. Palm with authority or she will not believe you, and more people will not help. You must be very precise with this palmage because trying this with an ounce of doubt is insecure. If you are insecure, you have no business using this method. This is an affirmation that she is yours, you both acknowledge it and you are THE man.

There is the, "She Put it On Me" palm. You’re knocked out and don’t even realize you are palming the booty. With the slight, authoritative grip. You’re not just going to put it on me like that and leave. She takes pride in this palm because for once she put YOU to sleep.

Of course, the, “Beat It Up Palm,” follows. Just laid it down, she’s stuck in the same position that you left her in for 13 minutes now. Can’t move. You prop the pillows up, lay back, right arm behind your head and grab the remote to turn on the TV. Left hand on the booty with a slight smirk on your face. “Yea, she’s making that French Toast when she gets up.”

That last technique in Booty Palmage that we will discuss is the, “Best of Both Worlds.” Do NOT perform this one with just anyone, it comes with conditions. Best of Both Worlds fuses a genuine, tight, warm and comforting hug with the naked Booty Palm. Left arm is up under her right arm, stretched diagonally across her back with your hand embracing the back of her neck. Right arm is stretched diagonally going down her back into her pants and firmly gripping her right cheek. There is a certain ownership of the box required to perform this successfully. This is a mix of This Belongs to Me, Beat It Up and I Effin Like You Palms. Perform this with a whore and you’ll be effed up in the game. Opened doors you never wanted. Perform this with the right woman, takes our relationship to another level.

Now go…..Experiment, test my theories, enjoy and create your own techniques. Appreciate that this is art and there is a science to it and it will never fail you. But who am I?! It’s just a theory. - @TeaMontgomery

" Screenshot Pandemonium "

Screenshot this screenshot that, Ayo did you see what such and such screenshotted. Maaaaaan screenshot these nuts*my voice*. I'm so tired of y'all using screenshots as a weapon to expose someone. I mean damn I can see if u wanted to show someone what was said maybe your him/her said some cute shit. But noooooooooo y'all have to run to twitter and Instagram with y'all screenshots to do so? No? I guess that's just me and how I feel. Real talk if you don't like someone address them in that manor, let it be known. Don't do no punk shit and screenshot a convo they had with someone else to expose them. That's corny as fuck handle ya shit like a real man/woman and tell them what it is face to face. Don't hop on twitter, Facebook, Instagram or any other social site tryna be billy bad ass. Sit cho ass all the way THEE FUCK DOWN. Y'all niggas love this screenshot and running to social sites life huh? Y'all would die for this shit too *mike epps voice* huh? Smh fucking characters y'all gotta chill. I'm off it now just wanted to get this off my chest. But hey what do I know? I'm only a chubby nigga that like to play COD in his spare time. With that said I'm out. Y'all have a great day. Oh yea STOP FUCKING SCREENSHOTTING SHIT DICKHEADS!!!

"How To Make Your Man Feel Like Thee Man"

So I've recently been in thought. I wonder how many women actually know how to make their man feel like just that, a man. Like we are simple creatures sex food and spontaneous acts and knowing when to give us space satisfy us. But there are actually times when we want you (females) to take control and do things with out being asked. In this blog I'm gonna touch on what females think is the right thing to do in these situations. Then imma tell u what men actually want. I have based this blog of the opinions of both sex. The females opinion will be first then the males. Then some closing words for the females who struggle in this area 

              

             "The Rough Days"

We (us men) all have them rough days for many reasons. We endure stress from work, school, family problem, and my all time favorite, life curve balls. You know what those are one minute things going great next thing u know life throws a curve at you smh. Nothing u can do but deal with it. So when those things happen that's when our women step into reduce this stress. I've asked a handful of women what they would do for their men without questions being asked. This is what they told me: They would try to talk to their man if he's willing to talk. Reassure him that what's going on isn't his fault let him know that he's a good man, and things happen.  Ask him what he would like to do, play the game , listen to music, watch his favorite show, have their bath/shower ran for them. Doing whatever it is he wants to do. The women I asked all agreed on cooking for them, massaging them down and ending the night with amazing sex or simply just laying up and cuddling with him. These are good ways to take the edge off of him. These ladies seem to be on the right path if u ask me. 

             " His Personal Nurse "

We all know that when a male gets sick that even then he will show no weakness. Now lets say the day comes when he's to sick to actually find the strength for the day; he just has that terrible hangover he can't shake . Well I also asked the ladies this as well. Most of them gave the same answer, on how they would care for him. They are willing to cook for him, massage his aches, make store runs to get everything he needs. They'd agree to fulfilling all his needs at his time of need. Show him that even thru sickness they are will to make him feel like he is the king. Because lets be real every nigga wants his lady to make him feel as if tho he's the boss, king, don ect. What he calls hisself he wants to kno his lady can make him feel that way. 

             "There Advice To You" 

I asked the ladies to give me a sum up of how you ladies can do this and these were their answers.......